Just twelve days after landing ass-down on my wallet in Perth, ice in Toronto claimed me on Friday – only I went down faster and even harder!
I was at Riverdale Farm taking pictures of some of the birds and animals there and I went to check out how accessible one of the walkways down into the valley was. I was just within sight of a sign telling me it was not when WHAM! I went down – no time to think of breaking my fall, just WHAM! flat on my back. (Fortunately I had the presence of mind to keep my head upright – Craig’s mishap reminded me of that – so, while I lay there in shock for about fifteen seconds, I could have yelled for help had I needed it.) Just like in Perth I rolled onto my side and pulled myself up by my hands and knees, my right wrist feeling painful – the same one which is held together by a device like the one below as a result of my 2003 close-up with a taxi’s front end. (There’s something along the same lines in my femur.)
Although I experience some mild arthritis-like pain from time to time the hardware seems fine but the corner of the wrist opposite to where those metal fingers extend is hurting tonight and running up my baby finger. However, now that I know what a broken radius feels like I know I do not have a new fracture. I’ll keep an eye on it, though, and get help if the mild discomfort persists.
What I’m a little more worried about is my tail-bone. When most of you sit down your glutes spread apart a little and find their comfort zone. My glutes have no where to go. I have large dimples in my lower cheeks. So when I land hard, as I did today, flat on my ass (and probably the tailbone was in on it), well let’s just say I’m wondering what the morning will bring. I was stiff and sore out this evening and I even brought along my Dad’s old Obusforme seat cushion but my glutes were still on their own finding every little seam in the cushion.
Well that’s my
belly ass aching for tonight. I do have a cane, even a mountain-worthy walking stick if need be, but neither is equipped with an ice-pick!