In my ongoing quest to get to the bottom of my annoyingly reduced sleep, I received the results of a recent MRI of my brain when I visited my family doctor yesterday and the report was clearly not written for me to comprehend. Even my doctor was at a loss with some of the language but he concluded, “At least you don’t have a brain tumour,” which was more than I could deduce from this:
Clinical history: New onset central sleep apnea.
Multiple sequences were performed through the brain.
The splenium of the corpus callosum is absent and colpocephaly is present. There is a 1.2 cm gray matter heterotopia along the lateral wall of the trigone of the left lateral ventricle. There is thinning of the optic nerves, optic chiasm and optic tracts. The fornices are also quite thin. The mammillary bodies are small. The pineal is quite small. The entire ventricular system is larger than normal. There are mild microangiopathic changes in the hemispheric white matter. There is a prominent cisterna magna. There is mandibular hypoplasia. There is reversal of the cervical lordosis.
There are numerous developmental abnormalities of the brain as discussed. The predominant abnormality is colpocephaly with absence of the splenium of the corpus callosum. Of note is the presence of a gray matter heterotopia.
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Some of the ‘abnormalities’ may stem from my prenatal and first couple of years of life. ” Hydrocephalus Arrested” is how my mother recalls the episode being summed up by doctors at Montreal Children’s Hospital. (Hydrocephalus is accumulation of too much cerebrospinal fluid in the brain.) Outwardly my head was disproportionately larger than my infant body, leading me to sitting up and tipping over, occasionally knocking my head. That it was “arrested” was of great relief to my parents because two children of two different cousins of my mother had been born with the same condition. One died, the other spent his shortened life in a wheelchair so one can understand how worried Mom and Dad would have been for me in my early months and years..
I’m guessing the brain’s way of retaining all its history may be partly responsible for the gobbledygook in the MRI report but I’d like to hear it from a neurologist’s mouth, rather than via the cryptic language quoted above.